15 Sexy Things To Say On Thanksgiving

Here are some totally vanilla phrases to heat up the dinner table conversation.

1. I’ll have my slice with extra whipped cream.
2. I’ve got something for you to gobble.
3. You can mash my potatoes any time.
4. Want to candy my yams?
5. I bet you make a delicious gravy
6. I only need 30 seconds to make your meat thermometer pop.
7. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.
8. I’m saving the juiciest piece for you.
9. Would you butter my biscuit?
10. Do you have anything you want to put in my cornucopia.
11. I hope that turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.
12. Did you whip that cream by hand?
13. These carrots aren’t the only things that taste better with honey glaze.
14. Can you help me out? I need something big for my centerpiece.
15. The table’s not the only thing that needs to get laid.