Gifting is the best part of Christmas, right? And what’s a better stocking filler for someone you fancy (or yourself) than something sensual and erotic? These stocking gift ideas are anything but boring, and way better than a pair of socks and a clementine (soz Mum, but it’s true).
1. LELO Massage Candle
Made from all-natural soy wax, shea butter and apricot kernel oil, the lightly scented wax melts into an “exquisite pool of luxurious massage oil”. Choose from: Vanilla & Crème De Cacao, Snow Pear & Cedarwood, and Black Pepper & Pomegranate.
This balm has been created especially for people with clitorises, and designed to help make your clit more responsive with its menthol infusion. Ask your partner to use it on you, or if they have a vulva use it on them.
Most bullets only have one setting, but the Rocks Off is amazingly powerful for its size, well made and has 10 (YES T-E-N) speed and pattern settings. It’s also waterproof so can be used in the bath or shower. If your partner has a penis, ask them to use it on you before partnered sex.
This 2-in-1 silicone gel works for both massages and sexual play/masturbation. It’s perfumed “aphrodisiacal essences” and designed to heighten intimate pleasure on your own, with a toy or with a partner.
A Tenga egg is basically a luxury wank in a shell. Yep, inside that little guy are loads of internal ribs that when used on a penis (hand job style) give the owner a super stimulating hand shandy. Get one for every penis-having person in your life, they will thank you.
Want to gift a penis-having person with the most luxury wank ever? The Tenga Onacup is filled with soft and stimulating textures, so you squeeze some lube in there and masturbate away (you can do this for them, or they can do it solo).
7. Sliquid Naturals Lube Cube Lubricant Sachets (12 Pack)
This 12-pack of lubes is totally vegan, and includes anal and vaginal lubricants, as well as flavours cherry vanilla, blue raspberry and green apple. One for every 12 days of Christmas, am I right?
If you’re after a lols gift for a penis-having partner, why not make a mould of their junk? Fun and sexy, eh?!
This is a fancy AF dual-purpose, water-based moisturiser that can also be used with sex toys as a lube, with your partner or alone.
10. Oh! Hot Knots Beginner’s Bondage Game
Who doesn’t love a Christmas game? This one gives you a whole deck of sex-related ideas, as well as a satin blindfold and easy-to-use restraints for fun sex play.
A perfect stocking filler because it’s so damn cute, the Durex bullet vibrator is small but powerful.
Another fun one to use with a penis-having partner. Just slip the ring down to the base of their shaft and switch the vibrator on. It’ll keep them harder for longer, and stimulate your clit (get on top!) and them at the same time.
Containing strawberry flavoured lube, a 2-in-1 massage and lube gel, and orgasmic gel (it’s meant to enhance your orgasms), this Durex set is so fun to gift a partner.
This is a super glossy blindfold with long ties, perfect for sensory deprivation play.
This is the perfect teeny sex toy gift for anyone, with any anatomy. If they have a penis, it will massage their P-spot (that’s the butt’s own G-spot, FYI). It’s small, so not intimidating for beginners, and a super fun one to use with a partner.
This flogger is for anyone wanting to try BDSM for the first time. It’s lightweight, non-intimidating, and designed especially for beginners.
This deck of 50 cards each has sex positions, tricks and tips for getting them right. Divided into 10 categories for different scenarios, they include ‘We want a quickie’, and ‘Give them a G-Spot orgasm’.
A super fun, travel-size kit to help you and your partner explore Christmas together.
19. Bjoux Indiscrets Diamond Vibrator
Yeah, admittedly, this one’s a little extra but look how fancy! The diamond shape means you can have precise clitoral stimulation, which feels incredible. It can also be used alone or with a partner.